Johnny Depp May Buy the Crocodile Cafe
Great balls of fire!
Johnny Depp may buy the space that was formerly the Crocodile Cafe.
The Seattlest reports,
“It’s going around the streets of Seattle like wildfire that Johnny Depp is going to buy the old Crocodile Cafe and make it much, much cooler (and hotter) than it ever was before.”
Lemme tell ya, this and pretty much only this would be the only reason this gal can be dragged down to Belltown after dusk.
Say this isn’t all heresay and actually happens, what genre of Johnny Depp do you imagine his bar would be?
- Creepy, colorful pop Johnny, a la Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
- Down, dirty and grubby Jack Sparrow Johnny (aka a sexed up version of The Comet)?
- French boheminan, acoustic guitar plucking, tres chic Johnny
- Rockabilly Johnny with a tattooed tear and half a bottle of gel?
- Or perhaps an all ages, innocent Johnny hangout?
Which one would you dig?
What about Viper Room Johnny, when he was hangin’ with the adorable (and tragic) River Phoenix? Hot.
There’s no way Johnny Depp is going to buy The Croc. Why would he? I’m guessing there is a guy with a similar name who is considering buying the place… maybe it’s Donny Jepp… and that’s how the rumor started.
smoif
May 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm
River Phoenix…sigh.
It’s doubtful, but a girl can dream!
seeattle
May 23, 2008 at 6:32 am
go for it
lupe
July 17, 2008 at 4:24 am
I love jhonny depp moah
Asad
October 5, 2008 at 10:19 am
i love him i wanna met him once
Asad
October 5, 2008 at 10:20 am
omg i love him SO much, i really want to meet him
LIKE I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM ;’(
JOHNNY PLZ COME TO CANADA, SOMEWHERE IN CANADA.. PERHAPS MONTREAL OR TORONTO !
that would mean the WORLD to me.
biggest fan in the WORLD
Layla
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